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teachytv:

10 years ago today, Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way went back in time to sedouce Volxemort and protect all of us from his evil plans

reblog this post to honor Enoby’s brave sacrifice, ignore if you’re a prep or a poser

Hank Hill - Turn Down For Hwat
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enegyma:

How can I make this my ringtone rn

Comic Con: knock knock
Me: who's there
Comic Con: not you lol
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pettyartist:

carryonmy-assbutt:

supremewhitegirl:

dendropsyche:

thenimbus:

bonbonbunny:

'What kind of overalls does Mario wear?'

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Yep, I laughed out loud

I love the “oh no” like he fucking knows he’s going to hear a shitty ass joke

this is the stupidest fucking joke in the world but i laugh every fucking time without fail

his laughter makes is so much better

This is always one of my favorite jokes to tell it never fails to at least make someone grin like an idiot usually me

moondoughnut:

who even gets up at 6am by choice??? what does the world even have to offer at 6am???? the answer is nothing

ladytarths:

be the person brienne of tarth would pledge her sword to

mightyflower:

to quote hamlet act III scene iii line 92, “no”

earendil-was-a-mariner:

My milkshakes bring them all and in the darkness bind them. 

crunchier:

4am is the new 10pm